Do you have funny kids? If you find your child constantly speaks words of hilarity, then you should check out the recently launched Chicken of the Sea Funniest Kids’ Quotes Contest. All you have to do is share the tootin-est, hollerin-est, knee-slappin-est, funniest things your little one has ever said and you’ll be entered for a chance to win a trip to Disney or some cash! (WOOT!)
Make sure you “Like” The Chicken of the Sea Facebook page, because they are giving away Chicken of the Sea prize packs every Friday during the submission period. Once the submission period ends, public voting will begin on June 7. You can vote for your favorites once a day. I’ve already submitted an entry for one of my friends which I’ll be asking you to vote for as soon as it opens. 🙂 (And I can even remind you daily as well! LOL.)
So if you have a funny kid quote, go ahead and submit your entry now!
About the Chicken of the Sea Funniest Kids’ Quotes Contest
Chicken of the Sea has launched the Chicken of the Sea Funniest Kids’ Quotes Contest™, an interactive contest asking parents to submit the funniest thing their child has ever said for the chance to win one of three prizes – a child’s dream trip to a Disney park, $1,000 cash or $500 cash.
Parents are encouraged to visit Chicken of the Sea on Facebook and submit a short, written description showcasing their child’s funny comment or question. The contest submission period will end June 6, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. PDT.
Starting June 7 at 9 a.m. PDT, contest participants are encouraged to get their Facebook friends to vote for them once per day since the winners will be chosen by public vote. Voting ends June 28, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. PDT. The grand-prize winner, first runner-up and second runner-up will be announced July 7, 2011 at noon PDT.
During the contest submission period, Chicken of the Sea will also be giving away a prize pack to one random contest entrant each Friday.
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The Prize:
THREE (3) winners will receive a Chicken of the Sea prize pack, filled with a bunch of goodies. Your pack may include a dish towel, oven mitt, measuring cups, bag clip, keychain and Chicken of the Sea seafood products all packed in a reusable grocery bag.
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The Rules:
Giveaway ends at 11:59 PM EST, May 30, 2011.
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Disclaimer: This post consists of my (and/or fellow tester) opinions only. Your experiences may be different. No compensation was given for this review/giveaway.
This was much easier than a recipe contest–I have almost 15 years worth of motherhood to share. I told my “James, the French Fry” story.
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One of my kids fav jokes: How do you know the train likes gum: B/c it’s a chew chew train:)
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I taught school for years and we always said grace before lunch. After several months of hearing something that didn’t sound quite right, I found out one little boy was say ing “Give us Lord our jelly bread” instead of daily bread.
Hahaha! He must’ve liked his PB&J!
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I’ve got a horse joke! I think it’s an oldie but a goodie…
A horse walks into a bar and wants a drink. The bartender walks up and asks, “Why the long face?”
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my 3 yr old has been saying to me lately….when i was a kid…i used to have a toy like that…or i wen their with dad…too funny
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My when my son was a baby he used to say the F word when he was trying to say truck. I spent months thinking he had a dirty mouth before I realized what he was trying to say
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I swear kids say the darnedest things! I remember being at my niece’s house for breakfast one weekend and her daughter started crying because according to her, her brother ate boobies.. I turned 8 shades of red and said he ate WHAT? She said my boobies in my pancakes and I don’t have any boobies left. I said oh, your blueberries on your pancakes. Then we all started to laugh LOL!
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Whats the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish!
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When my daughter was little, she wanted a baby brother. Since I didn’t appear to be cooperating, she applied her logic to the situation… mommy had me (girl), mommy doesn’t seem to be able to have boy… So she asked her daddy to have her baby brother!
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When my daughter was younger and behaving in a surly way, I said, “Quit acting like that!” She replied, “I’m not acting!” I thought that was pretty funny. Maybe you would’ve had to been there…
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What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign? “Look, someone spelled MACY’s wrong!”
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I don’t know if anyone else will find it funny, but when my niece was really little and she was learning her last name, she realized that she and I had the same last name (I never changed mine when I got married). Then she told my husband that he should change his name to our last name because it was the better name. We still crack up about that!
My 15month old right now is getting her brothers to come to her by slapping her hand on her leg and saying come here like they are the family dog.
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my son could not believe that chicken came in a can like tuna, he was really suprised
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Just married into a new family with children and my husband always bought chicken breaded in a box. Well I make a nice baked whole chicken in the oven and put it on the table and all I heard was ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…I said whats the matter? The kids said….That is real chicken! We don’t like real chicken. I said what kind of chicken is in the box? They said a dead one….ok..:)
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Why was the cookie in the hospital? Because he felt crummy! That is my 6 year old’s favorite joke.
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My daughter was wanting to buy a video game that was rated “T” (Teen). I told her “No” and she says, “It’s only rated ‘T’ because of blood and violence!” Needless to say, we didn’t buy the game…