During the Chicken of the Sea Kids’ Funnies Quotes contest we received lots of funny comments. Not funny as in raise your eyebrow and say, “Okkkaaaay”, but funny as in smiling, chuckling, or even LOLing. I thought I’d list a few of them here in case any of you need a funny bone break. By the way, the Chicken of the Sea giveaway ends today, so hop on over and enter your funny comment for your chance to win!
Q: How do you know the train likes gum?
A: Because it’s a chew chew train!
Deb C. –
I taught school for years and we always said grace before lunch. After several months of hearing something that didn’t sound quite right, I found out one little boy was say ing “Give us Lord our jelly bread” instead of daily bread.
Q: Where do horses live?
Tamara B. –
Q: What game do fish like playing the most?
A: Name that tuna!
My grandson ate a grasshopper so that he could learn how to hop.
Alicia W. –
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?
A: “Look, someone spelled MACY’s wrong!”
P.S. Happy Memorial Day!